Riley: What’s this?
Vera: Our new bathtub.
Riley: Where are the taps?
Vera: Mommy says she will put some in when we get our new house.
Riley: You’ve been talking about the new house for a long, long time…Are you sure Mommy is really going to get us one?
Vera: Yup. She checks the Ikea website every day. It’s going to come in to the store sooner or later.
Vera: And when it does, this big old tub is going to be great in the bathroom. There’s so much room in this thing, we could even play in a bath together if we want to.
Vera: Hey! Where are you going?
Riley: I’ll be right back.
Riley: Winston wants to take a bath with us, too.
Vera: No, no, this bathtub is only for people.
Riley: But look how happy he is!
Vera: He can be happy in his pond. I’ll take him back.
Riley: Poor Winston.
Michael: Hey! Cool tub!
Riley: Yeah, but Vera says it’s only for people.
Michael: Well, you know girls – they think they know everything. Come on in, you two.
Riley: I’m a girl…
Michael: Yeah, but you think like a boy – like me.
Riley: Oh. Is that good?
Michael: For sure. We boys have the best kind of minds.
Leysa: Theo is mad you left him all by himself, Michael.
Michael: Sorry, Theo, old chap. Come on in. You too, Leysa. There’s loads of room in here.
Ionna: Hey, what about me and Lizzie? We don’t want to be lonely out here by ourselves!
Michael: Come on in – the more the merrier!
Riley: Yeah, the more the merrier!
Vera: What on Earth are you all doing? That bathtub isn’t big enough for a horse!
Michael: Oh, oh, negative girl brain in the house…
Vera: If you don’t all get out of there right now, I’m telling Mommy!
Michael: You’re such a spoil sport, Vera.
Vera: Honestly, Theo, I don’t know what Michael and the girls were thinking…
Imagine a horse in a bathtub…
I mean really, what could be sillier, eh Theo? Come on, time for bed.
Alice: Arf! Arf!